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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

No go.

Unacceptable again!

I caught my neighbor leaving his 12-year-old son home alone and he has not come back in 6 hours. Should I call CPS?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Summer McIntosh Swims 3:54.18 To Shatter 400 Freestyle World Record By 1.2 Seconds - SwimSwam

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Microsoft Copilot flaw raises urgent questions for any business deploying AI agents - Fortune

Then came..

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dismal ticket sales, grumblings from fans and clubs – is FIFA’s latest attempt to establish a global club game doomed before it starts? - The Conversation

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

CVS to shutter 5 pharmacies in New York amid closure of 271 stores nationwide - New York Post

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Less is more: To build muscle and gain strength, researchers say train smarter—not longer - Medical Xpress

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

'Real Housewives' Exec Dies During Childbirth and Stars Are Showing Support - AOL.com

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Blake Lively Just Smoked Justin Baldoni in Court. The Question Is Whether It Will Matter. - Slate Magazine

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...