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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:22

No way
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
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Then came..
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
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No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
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So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...